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Offline NWR

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What is the TRUTH?
« on: April 11, 2014, 01:43:17 pm »
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
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Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
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The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.
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Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free.
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You can’t handle the truth.
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The real question is; what is the truth?
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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 01:44:55 pm »
To what pleasure do we owe this motivational speech?

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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 01:46:33 pm »
According to my 4 year old daughter, woodchucks only chuck wood because groundhogs hog all the ground.
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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 01:50:46 pm »
According to my 4 year old daughter, woodchucks only chuck wood because groundhogs hog all the ground.


How much wood do they chuck??
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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2014, 02:02:50 pm »
According to the Geico commercial, the woodchuck chucks wood until the farmer shows up.  So it would appear to be about 1/2 rick per hour.

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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2014, 02:15:14 pm »
So, why does the groundhog hog all the ground? Perhaps this is what we should be asking.
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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2014, 02:40:03 pm »
Poor parenting?

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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2014, 04:15:45 pm »
According to my 4 year old daughter, woodchucks only chuck wood because groundhogs hog all the ground.
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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2014, 09:23:43 pm »
I cast a rather large shadow, but that's not really hogging the ground, is it? Well, maybe on sunny days...

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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 10:40:32 pm »
The truth is, the truth sometimes hurts and some people can't handle it.

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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2014, 10:42:21 pm »
The truth ....... is stranger than fiction!!!
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Re: What is the TRUTH?
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2014, 10:17:19 am »
The truth is, the truth sometimes hurts and some people can't handle it.

PS: Bert, I have 100 lepta for you.

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