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Re: SLOW
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2011, 07:44:42 PM »
Mainly what NOT to say, I'm looking for pointers, I'm sure as usuall some of the guys will slip.
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Re: SLOW
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2011, 07:51:03 PM »
Mainly what NOT to say, I'm looking for pointers, I'm sure as usuall some of the guys will slip.
I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS AND AM ALWAYS LOOKING  FOR POINTERS, AND WHAT NOT TO SAY!! LOL
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« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2011, 08:10:11 PM »
The problem is there is no difference in the list of "what not to say" and "what to say", its all about "when to say"
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« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2011, 08:14:04 PM »
Ok do ya'll seriously think when its all guys talking in the ladies room with the exception of one female its really going to help. Cause as its been said before I'm not normal. And for those wanting pointers. Easy one of all Yes Dear You were Right!
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« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2011, 08:35:51 PM »
I have gotten yelled at for that one!
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« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2011, 08:41:27 PM »
I really can't help ya'll with that cause I don't get grumpy over stuff like that. LOL
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Re: SLOW
« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2011, 09:07:43 PM »
I'll try the "yes you are right dear", I don't think I ever said that in my 38 years of wedlock?
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Re: SLOW
« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2011, 11:53:51 PM »
Jenny I'm not sure if that's the cure all for that one...ill provide an example.
Girl says to guy: hey baby I think I'm gettin fat.
Guy replies: yes dear you are right!
Lmao. Now. Is that really the failsafe line??? Rooster back me up here! I know you gotta few more good ones lol
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Re: SLOW
« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2011, 01:46:39 AM »
Sometimes you are right when you say it, but then later, when she finds out she was wrong, it is your fault for not telling her she was wrong.

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Re: SLOW
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2011, 02:53:13 AM »
Engines are just so much simpler, run a compression test, fiddle with the coil, adjust the carb, need I say more?

But i still love em!
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« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2011, 04:52:05 AM »
What we would do without 'em?
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Re: SLOW
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2011, 05:08:51 AM »
My wife still races every month but this Heymow chatting thing is just not her style... She's a Facebook - Farmville - Fronterville - etc... junkie.

However, when we get to the track Saturday morning she is all bussiness and a dedicated racer. As a matter of fact, she has has beaten me and taken first place the last two months in a row and it's begining to tick me off. There was a time when I used to, "let her win", on occasion to keep her interest up. Now that she has a top running mower built and maintained by me, she pays me back by whipping my tail on a regular basis. The flack I catch in the pits as I walk away with yet another second place is enough to make crow humble...



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Re: SLOW
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2011, 08:23:00 AM »
The yes Dear your right is a  complete joke! The first time I took my current boyfriend around my dad we ended arguing because he wanted to Turn wrenches for me and I got mad. My dad came out in the the middle of the argument and tells him one thing with my Daughter just tell her yes dear your right I shouldn't have interfered in what you were doing that'll atleast shut her up for a little while.He now thinks using that line works what he doesn't know is honestly its worse than a female saying FINE!!!!!!!! LOL
Oh and TGAMES that is awesome as heck.
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Re: SLOW
« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2011, 04:09:18 PM »
Ok do ya'll seriously think when its all guys talking in the ladies room with the exception of one female its really going to help. Cause as its been said before I'm not normal. And for those wanting pointers. Easy one of all Yes Dear You were Right!
the rest of aren't right either, thats why we are in the ladies room!
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Re: SLOW
« Reply #44 on: March 24, 2011, 04:44:23 PM »
the rest of aren't right either, thats why we are in the ladies room!

You Sir, I do believe just explained that to me. Thanks!!!!!!!!!!
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