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1  General / Coffee Shop / Re: What exactly is this? on: February 24, 2015, 08:04:52 PM
She probably drives a Chevy Aveo. Which means she is lost.

Bert
2  General / Coffee Shop / Re: What exactly is this? on: February 23, 2015, 06:50:56 PM
The truck description says complete 6.0 drivetrain. Uh, yeah, 6.0. That's why the bad guys took everything but the drivetrain.

As  for the hot rod, I think that's what Logano had under the hood of his Ford. Seems the Chevys and Toys had a little trouble catching him. BK had the same set-up in the #2, only he mistakenly hit the after-burner button, which created lots of fire and smoke.


Bert
3  General / Coffee Shop / Re: What exactly is this? on: February 22, 2015, 07:11:13 AM
Ed, you know as well as I do, if you saw it on a dumpster, it's gotta be true.

And I know exactly which dumpster you saw it on. Brings back memories of a squirrel and his nuts...

Bert
4  General / Coffee Shop / Re: What exactly is this? on: February 21, 2015, 02:02:18 PM
This post doesn't have a topic. 

It is all nonsense.

In the coffee shop. 

And that's just the way we like it. People need to quit pretending to be "serious" racers. We do this for fun. If there is nothing going on that's fun, Ed or any other available cheese head will make it fun.

George and Paul have witnessed first hand our ability to have fun. In fact, George had so much fun after one night of racing, he fell backward while remaining in his bar stool and nailed the floor with pin-point accuracy. And he wasn't even drunk, just laughing so hard.

Do not take this to mean we don't want to win every time out. We do. But there have to be a few laughs involved, other wise what's the point?

Bert
5  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Buyer beware! on: February 17, 2015, 09:18:37 AM
I don't suppose we could cajole you into naming names. I know bad mouthing is frowned upon on this site, but thievery should not be accepted, either.

Bert
6  General / Coffee Shop / Re: What exactly is this? on: February 12, 2015, 12:53:35 PM
Al, wanna race for pinks against my Pinto?

Bert
7  Mower Building / Setup Help / Tires / Re: Tyre questions on: February 08, 2015, 01:47:30 PM
What's a tyre? What's a turf saber? There's so much I don't know.

Bert
8  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Survey! What class you running this season? on: February 08, 2015, 01:46:19 PM

THE PICK UP OR THE INDIAN!


The pick up, Al. You want a TVT? You gotta get through both Ed and me. Besides, the pick up would be mucho cheaper.
9  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Survey! What class you running this season? on: February 07, 2015, 04:52:51 PM
Al, I'm more than happy to tell you about my. '98 V-6 powered f-150. 4.2 liters if tire churning power, yo. Actually,  my tvt Indians may put out more power! Wanna buy it?
10  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Survey! What class you running this season? on: February 06, 2015, 07:50:06 PM
Yes, I'm the proud owner of 2 F-150 trucks, and yes, the green one is a rolling hazardous waste dump, but at 396k miles, it's still rolling.

And Ed, why you would even think of pimping me on my top fuel Pinto is beyond me. Yeah, the pipes may only be 1.75". but they're long.

Bert
11  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Google earth and mobile devices on: December 28, 2014, 08:05:43 PM
I can easily find the NW corner of my property. That's where my neighbor's dog craps all the time.

Bert
12  Mower Building / Setup Help / Tires / Re: Tire Grooving? on: December 27, 2014, 07:21:35 PM
Al, the only time I use the clutch is when I am starting moving, or coming to a stop without crashing.
It's nothing but pure Tecumseh power that provides the chaff.

Belts last longer without clutching, too. If you tried using the clutch on corner exit with Rick James (our engine), it would create smoke similar to a John Force burnout.

Bert
13  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Pan hard on: December 26, 2014, 06:58:51 PM
You mean a Panhard bar. That is used with suspended vehicles, not mowers.

Bert
14  Mower Building / Setup Help / Tires / Re: Tire Grooving? on: December 26, 2014, 06:57:19 PM
Grooving isn't necessary because that procedure is to help keep tires cool. You'll never get enough heat in them for it to be a problem.

Did a little sipping back in the day and found no difference. Side bite usually isn't an issue. Forward bite is, but that's more a problem with compounding and/or track surface.

Bert
15  General / Coffee Shop / Re: What exactly is this? on: December 23, 2014, 06:49:19 PM
That baby will be under the ol' Christmas tree this Thursday. Can't wait. Hey Eddie, I'll bring your mower to the track in the back of that bad boy, yo!

Bert
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