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1  General / Coffee Shop / Re: What exactly is this? on: October 22, 2014, 08:21:07 PM
She's Got Legs. Now that's music.

We have a couple racers in cheeseland who are always losing tires. I always thought if we bolted a spare on the hoods of these guys' racers, it would all average out. Ed wouldn't let me do it, though. He likes carnage at the race track.

Bert
2  General / Coffee Shop / Re: What exactly is this? on: October 21, 2014, 05:37:35 PM
Just think, at some point in the construction of it, somebody stood back and thought, wow, thats cool..
And people say I'm not right in the head..

Ed, you are absolutely not right in the head, but even you would not build anything this dyslexic.

Bert
3  Engine Help / Tecumseh Engines / Re: 17 single rocker arms on: October 17, 2014, 11:20:44 AM
Briggs makes potties too, don't forget! I have a Briggs indoor commode that is one fine flusher indeed!

Let me load up on beer, cheese and bacon to give it the ultimate test. Zach, you're in charge of my lifeline (Ed would just let me die if things went wrong. )

Bert
4  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Avatar on: October 14, 2014, 06:33:29 PM
You people need to find a different hobby, like shooting zombies or sumthun'.

Bert
5  Engine Help / Tecumseh Engines / Re: 17 single rocker arms on: October 14, 2014, 06:30:16 PM
Fong ate his mother's head a few months ago during the big Peking Duck revolution.

Bert
6  Engine Help / Tecumseh Engines / Re: 17 single rocker arms on: October 14, 2014, 11:39:54 AM
Walmart?

Bert
7  For Sale / Mower Engines & Parts / Re: Briggs Single OHV, and parts on: October 11, 2014, 06:09:31 AM
You give me $20 and I'll take all that crap off your hands.

Bert
8  Race and Event Announcements / USLMRA Races / Re: superstock twin? on: October 08, 2014, 02:32:53 PM
Al, that would be with "beers" in hand, and maybe some bacon,  too.

Bert
9  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Avatar on: October 08, 2014, 06:15:01 AM
I would go as George the dancing bear.

Bert
10  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Avatar on: October 07, 2014, 06:49:24 PM
Al, I will try to get something to you later, when I get back from taking my daughter to her dance class.


Can I go, too?

Bert
11  Race and Event Announcements / USLMRA Races / Re: superstock twin? on: October 07, 2014, 06:53:21 AM

Old school. awesome! But that weight break would be useful for all those "husky" people. Can the flat head engine operators use cleated shoes in that liquefied pig manure, or is that too much of a traction advantage?

Fireball, listen to Ed. No power adders!

Bert
12  Race and Event Announcements / USLMRA Races / Re: superstock twin? on: October 06, 2014, 06:39:42 PM
Ummm, yeahh, I really think your "husky" is aimed at me. But I'm no Vanilla Gorilla (for those of you who don't know, he is another character in the Ed and Bert traveling lawn mower show).

Bert

13  Race and Event Announcements / USLMRA Races / Re: superstock twin? on: October 06, 2014, 03:23:53 PM
When Ed says "husky", I believe he would be referring to me.

Bert
14  Race and Event Announcements / USLMRA Races / Re: Gp-t on: October 03, 2014, 06:40:45 PM
It's just so wrong to force that TVT to live a life at 3650. You should just give it to me so I can set it free.

You'd just break it.

Bert
15  Race and Event Announcements / USLMRA Races / Re: superstock twin? on: October 02, 2014, 11:31:59 AM
:....i was going to enter my troy-bilt.... bash

You can run a Troy-Bilt, but you need to carry a 50# weight penalty.  They're too good otherwise.  We need to keep the playing field even.

Bert
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