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1  General / Coffee Shop / Re: ED HASN'T KILLED ANYTHING IN AWHILE on: October 30, 2014, 06:37:41 PM
I once got Ed a Whack-A-Mole game, thinking it might help him relieve his frustrations. 3 rounds from his AR-15 pretty much spelled the end of it.

Bert
2  General / Coffee Shop / Re: ED HASN'T KILLED ANYTHING IN AWHILE on: October 28, 2014, 06:37:40 PM
Al, I was kinda referring to Ed not killing anyone during the racing season. Not so much on the track (although he made a major attempt on his own life in one event this year) but afterwards in the pits. Talking stupid to Ed after a race is punishable by death, or at least earns a major abashment.

I just drink beer.

Bert
3  General / Coffee Shop / Re: New "Fits All" Engine Help Category? on: October 28, 2014, 02:17:33 PM
Hmmm, I told Ed to be nice from now on. He's kind of nice in this,  considering he hadn't killed anything for awhile.

Bert
4  General / Coffee Shop / Re: What exactly is this? on: October 22, 2014, 08:21:07 PM
She's Got Legs. Now that's music.

We have a couple racers in cheeseland who are always losing tires. I always thought if we bolted a spare on the hoods of these guys' racers, it would all average out. Ed wouldn't let me do it, though. He likes carnage at the race track.

Bert
5  General / Coffee Shop / Re: What exactly is this? on: October 21, 2014, 05:37:35 PM
Just think, at some point in the construction of it, somebody stood back and thought, wow, thats cool..
And people say I'm not right in the head..

Ed, you are absolutely not right in the head, but even you would not build anything this dyslexic.

Bert
6  Engine Help / Tecumseh Engines / Re: 17 single rocker arms on: October 17, 2014, 11:20:44 AM
Briggs makes potties too, don't forget! I have a Briggs indoor commode that is one fine flusher indeed!

Let me load up on beer, cheese and bacon to give it the ultimate test. Zach, you're in charge of my lifeline (Ed would just let me die if things went wrong. )

Bert
7  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Avatar on: October 14, 2014, 06:33:29 PM
You people need to find a different hobby, like shooting zombies or sumthun'.

Bert
8  Engine Help / Tecumseh Engines / Re: 17 single rocker arms on: October 14, 2014, 06:30:16 PM
Fong ate his mother's head a few months ago during the big Peking Duck revolution.

Bert
9  Engine Help / Tecumseh Engines / Re: 17 single rocker arms on: October 14, 2014, 11:39:54 AM
Walmart?

Bert
10  For Sale / Mower Engines & Parts / Re: Briggs Single OHV, and parts on: October 11, 2014, 06:09:31 AM
You give me $20 and I'll take all that crap off your hands.

Bert
11  Race and Event Announcements / USLMRA Races / Re: superstock twin? on: October 08, 2014, 02:32:53 PM
Al, that would be with "beers" in hand, and maybe some bacon,  too.

Bert
12  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Avatar on: October 08, 2014, 06:15:01 AM
I would go as George the dancing bear.

Bert
13  General / Coffee Shop / Re: Avatar on: October 07, 2014, 06:49:24 PM
Al, I will try to get something to you later, when I get back from taking my daughter to her dance class.


Can I go, too?

Bert
14  Race and Event Announcements / USLMRA Races / Re: superstock twin? on: October 07, 2014, 06:53:21 AM

Old school. awesome! But that weight break would be useful for all those "husky" people. Can the flat head engine operators use cleated shoes in that liquefied pig manure, or is that too much of a traction advantage?

Fireball, listen to Ed. No power adders!

Bert
15  Race and Event Announcements / USLMRA Races / Re: superstock twin? on: October 06, 2014, 06:39:42 PM
Ummm, yeahh, I really think your "husky" is aimed at me. But I'm no Vanilla Gorilla (for those of you who don't know, he is another character in the Ed and Bert traveling lawn mower show).

Bert

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