If you want to determine a true champion, throw a 6 pack of burritos on top of that. The microwave kind you get from convenience stores. And an egg salad sandwich. Also from said convenience store. If anythig other than a supernova or black hole can contend with that, you've found a winner.
I THINK YOU JUST MY BE ON TO SOMETHING! DUCK HEADS AT THE COVENIENCE STORE! I FIGURE THAT WILL MAKE YOU JUST AS SICK AS THE BURRITOS AND EGG SALAD SANDWICH! THAT WAY FONG COULD PAY FOR HIS HABBIT!