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General => The Ladies' Room! => Topic started by: Racerchck51 on March 23, 2010, 06:48:11 pm

Title: One for The girls
Post by: Racerchck51 on March 23, 2010, 06:48:11 pm
I was looking at quotes and stuff for a scrapbook for my senior year for my race pictures and ran accross this prayer and thought the Female racers out there would enjoy it.

***Dear Lord as I go racing today please keep my mower running right and my competition in the jeans really cute.***
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: racedad51 on March 24, 2010, 01:01:38 pm
She'd never actually say this, because her mower is gonna run right or she ain't on the track and she wouldn't ever flirt with her compettetion.
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: George Herrin on March 24, 2010, 01:33:41 pm
No worries here I AIN"T cute, I am Jolly and ROBUSTLY rounded...... But I do like it.
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Racerchck51 on March 24, 2010, 03:21:32 pm
 :lol: :lol: :lol:That is too funny and Thanks George...oh and Daddy that shows what you know! How in the world do you think I got my prom date for this year...
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Squidd on March 24, 2010, 03:31:00 pm
He thinks your tractor's sexy...?
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Racerchck51 on March 24, 2010, 03:38:38 pm
He thinks your tractor's sexy...?

 :bash: Something like that! He claims he was looking for a Mechanic? But really what guy would want a girl mechanic! =)
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: George Herrin on March 24, 2010, 04:48:59 pm
I would they pay attention to details....
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Racerchck51 on March 24, 2010, 05:47:46 pm
Good Point and yes I do pay attention to details. THAT doesnt' come from racing though that comes from my years as an Aerospace Scholar.
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Burwell555 on March 24, 2010, 08:09:37 pm
ladies in the garage are awesome!! they dont just look at ya like your dumb, they can actually carry on a conversation about it!! thats a homerun in my bok
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Racerchck51 on March 24, 2010, 08:17:11 pm
Thanks.Well thats true in most cases...sometimes I get confused and have to have one of the guys explain what they are doing but thats because I learn one way and they learn how to do stuff a totally different way.I guess I could blame it on being blonde but thats not that great of an excuse.

--Jenny
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Rooster on March 25, 2010, 12:55:04 am
Hey...if all the other guys are hanging out in the Ladies room, I can too!

Wait, it smells like candles in here...I'm out....somebody got some grease for my nose..it stings!



HI Jenny!
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Racerchck51 on March 25, 2010, 12:54:52 pm
Yea Rooster: Maybe you guys are starting a new trend...lol

And no Rooster it doesn't smell like candles in here I hate those things!Because I'm allergic to the smell of most of them. It might smell like Lavender and vanilla perfume though..

HI Rooster
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: freakboy on March 25, 2010, 04:25:45 pm
He thinks your tractor's sexy...?
when shes flyin' along! lol
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Racerchck51 on March 25, 2010, 09:06:48 pm
when shes flyin' along! lol

Only you would come up with somthing like that...lol
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: freakboy on March 25, 2010, 09:23:56 pm
i know thats why i stick around so much hahaha
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Jeff Digou (Pitguy) on March 25, 2010, 09:24:11 pm
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: freakboy on March 25, 2010, 09:30:04 pm
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
time to freakboy-ify it
she thinks my mowers sexy when im flying along
it really turns her on
shes always staring at me
when im rumbling along
she likes the way its screaming while were tearing up the grass
shes even crazy about my farmers tan
shes the only one who really understands what gets me
she thinks my mowers sexy!

hahaha i just had to!
Title: Re: One for The girls
Post by: Racerchck51 on March 25, 2010, 09:33:32 pm
That is too funny...and hmmmm I wonder is thats why i like mower racing so much...Sorry I just had too cause I KNOW daddy will end up reading this.