My name is Steve Bertrand, but most people call me Bert. Not as in Burt Reynolds, as he had a Trans Am, and I am more of a Ford guy. I had this sweet Pinto back in the day, and boy was it a head turner.
I also am in possesion of the coolest moustache seen since Tom Selleck in Magnum P.I. .
Speaking of Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds, back in the day when I had my Pinto, and was cruising the mean streets of Titletown jamming out to some Barry Manilow, I had to beat the women off of me, usually with that cute little umbrella that was in my fruit flavored beverage. I was forced to do it simply due to the fact that even in heels and those big, wild 80's hairdo's, they could still outrun my car.
I seem to be rambling here. Did I ever tell you about the time myself and that crazy Chris Columbus took his boat out? Wild times I tell you.
When it comes to racing, I must say I love my driver. He goes out and breaks all of my stuff, and I go home and slave away fixing it.
My other interests include Kellog's Fruit loops (boy those really start your day off right!), long walks on the beach as long as my hip holds out, and watching those cool signs on street corners change form "walk" to "dont walk". Amazing times we live in.